Billy Boy
Lyrics

Oh, where have you been,Billy boy, Billy boy?
Oh, where have you been, charming Billy?
I have been to seek a wife,
She's the joy of my life,
Refrain: She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.
Did she bid you to come in,Billy boy, Billy boy?
Did she bid you to come in, charming Billy?
Yes, she bade me to come in,
By the dimple on her chin,
She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

V3: Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy boy, Billy boy?
Can she bake a cherry pie, charming Billy?
She can bake a cherry pie,
Quick's the cat can wink his eye,
She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

And now for something really serious. . .
Lee: Name two things that you never eat for breakfast.
Dee: That's a piece of cake . . .
Lee: OK, what's the other?
Dee: No, no, I mean, that's easy! Lunch, and, dinner.
How old is she,
Billy boy, Billy boy?
How old is she, charming Billy?
Three times six, and four times seven,
Twenty eight and eleven, [3 x 6 + 4 x 7 = ? + 28 = ? + 11 = ?]
She's a young thing and cannot leave her mother.