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(to the tunes of Oh Tannenbaum, A-Hunting We Will Go, and The Anvil Chorus)

 

Chorus: (to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum)

For you we live, for you we die,

National Embalming School,

We do our best to give you rest,

National Embalming School.

(to the tune of fanfare from A-Hunting We Will Go):
Post-mortem, post-mortem, post-mortem

Autopsy we must have.

(to the tune of The Anvil Chorus):

Cut, slash, and slice the corpse

For we must have a reason,

Gad, how the body stinks,

It must be out of season.

Final Chorus (to the tune of Oh Tannenbaum):

For you we live, for you we die,

National Embalming School,

We do our best to give you rest,

National Embalming School.

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