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She sat on her hammock and strummed her guitar,

Strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar,

She sat on her hammock and strummed her guitar,

Strummed her guitar-ah-ah-ar.

 

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,

Smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar,

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,

Smoked his cigar-ah-ah-ar.

 

He told her he loved her, but oh how he lied . . .

They were to be married, but she up and died . . .

He went to the funeral, just for the ride . . .

She went up to heaven, and flip-flop she flied . . .

He went down to Hades, and sizzled and fried . . .

The moral of this story is, "Don't tell a lie . . .

"Or you, too, may perish and sizzle and fry . . ."

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