ON MULES WE FIND

(To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne")

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On mules we find two legs behind,
And two we find before,
We stand behind, before we find
What the two behind be for.

On mules we find 2 legs B-hind,And 2 we find B-4,
We stand B-hind B-4 we find What the 2 B-hind B-4.

 

 

 

When we're behind the two behind,
We see what they before,
So stand before the two behind,
Behind the two before.

When we're B-hind the 2 B-hind,
We C what they B-4,
So stand B-4 the 2 B-hind,
B-hind the 2 B-4.

 

 

Question: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
Answer: (from the William Tell overture by Rossini):

To-da-dump, to-da-dump,
To-da-dump, dump, dump... 

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