LYRICS
to the tune of Turkey in The Straw
Are you pink and green? Are you totally obscene?
Can you pick your nose,
With your stubby little toes?
Do your armpits smell?
Are you hairy there as well?
Do your teeth fall out?
Does your belly-
Does it let off purple steam?
Is your earwax foul?
Does your stomach groan and growl?
Are your hands like jelly?
Do they wobble like your belly?
Do you look
Like
ME?
