Pizza Pie

(To the tune of "Shortenin' Bread")

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 Chorus:

Mamma's little baby loves pizza, pizza,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza, pizza,
Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,

V1: Bring out the tomatoes,
Bring out the cheese,
Bring out the big pan,
If you please.

  (All other verses are up to your own tastebuds. Here are a few "daily specials" to get you started.)    

 

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V2: Bring out the mushrooms, Bring out the cheese, Bring out the hot peppers, Don't you sneeze.

 

 

 

V3: Bring in the pizza,
Put it into the `freeze,"
We're gonna eat "pizza-cles,"
If you please.

V4: (A worse verse:)
Bring on the worms,
Bring on the bees,
We're gonna eat ooeey-goo-ies,
If you please.


Waitress: Ma'am, would you like your pizza cut into four pieces or eight?
Customer: Better make it four. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.

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