Pizza Pie

(To the tune of "Shortenin' Bread")

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 Chorus:


    
Mamma's little baby
    loves pizza, pizza,

    Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,

    Mamma's little baby loves pizza, pizza,

    Mamma's little baby loves pizza pie,



    V1: Bring out the tomatoes,

    Bring out the cheese,

    Bring out the big pan,

    If you please.

     
  

  

    
      
    
    (All other verses are up to your
    own tastebuds. Here are a few "daily specials" to get
    you started.)   
    
      
  

  

    
    
 


    
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    V2: Bring out the mushrooms,
    Bring out the cheese, Bring out the hot peppers, Don't you sneeze. 
    
    
 


    
 


    
 


    
V3: Bring in the pizza,

    Put it into the `freeze,"

    We're gonna eat "pizza-cles,"

    If you please.



    V4: (A worse verse:) 

    Bring on the worms, 

    Bring on the bees,

    We're gonna eat ooeey-goo-ies,

    If you please.
 
  








Waitress: Ma'am,
would you like your pizza cut into four pieces or eight?

Customer: Better make it four. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.




  

    
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