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We have a dear old daddy, for whom we daily pray,
He's got a set of whiskers, they're always in the way.
Chorus: 0h, they're always in the way,
The cows eat them for hay,
They hide the dirt on father's shirt,
They're always in the way.
Father had a strong back, now it's all caved in,
He stepped upon his whiskers and walked up to his chin. Chorus:
We have a dear old brother, he has a Ford machine,
He uses father's whiskers to strain the gasoline. Chorus:
We have a dear old sister, it really is a laugh,
She sprinkle's father's whiskers as bath salts in her bath. Chorus:
Around the supper table, we make a merry group,
Until dear father's whiskers, get tangled in the soup. Chorus:
When father goes in swimming, no bathing suit for him,
He ties his whiskers 'round his waist, and gaily plunges in.
Chorus: 0h, they're always in the way,
The cows eat them for hay,
They hide the dirt on father's shirt,
They're always in the way.
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