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Yyucky (sic') Songs for the Whole Family

Grandfolkies is pleased to present an on-line collection of 15 of the most Yyucky (sic!) songs you are likely to find anywhere on the net. Real Audio files featuring Phyllis and Walter Robbins are available here for listening and/or download.

Lyrics have been provided for all the songs, some illustrated with graphics. You can listen to the music as you read the lyrics which will help you learn the songs. If you know other lyrics or invent new lyrics for any of these songs, we would be delighted if you would share them with us by e-mail for our mutual amusement.

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Grandfolkies Yyucky Songs

 

The Old Women and Her Pig Oink, Oink, Oink!
  A Boa Constrictor I don't like it one bit
  Are You Pink and Green? Do your teeth fall out?
  Father's Whiskers They're always in the way
  Dunderbeck How could you be so mean?
  Little Green Things I could start a Green Thing farm
  Willie Found some dynamite
  Great Green Gobs Mutilated monkey meat
  Mary and Her Lamb She fed it Castor Oil
  Georgie Off goes my head
  Oh, How He Lied Perish, sizzle and fry
  Chicken Lips Monkey legs and buzzard eyes
  National Embalming School We do our best to give you rest
  The Family Toothbrush First it was white, then it was yellow
  In The Boarding House All the Bread is growing mould